B.S., I Love You is the twelfth episode of the seventh season of Wings, and the 134th episode overall in the series.
Synopsis[]
A man claiming to be Grandpa Jack Hackett appears on Nantucket to reunite with Joe and Brian after being gone for 30 years. However, Helen and Casey grow suspicion when Grandpa's stories seem eerily similar to classic movies. When confronted, Leonard Stanwyck admits that he lied and only knew about the Hacketts because he was institutionalized with their father, Donald Hackett. Meanwhile Roy and Fay repeat the rewards of a luck granting chain letter while Antonio suffers from bad luck for breaking the chain letter.
Credits[]
Main Cast[]
- Tim Daly as Joe Hackett
- Steven Weber as Brian Hackett
- Crystal Bernard as Helen Hackett
- David Schramm as Roy Biggins
- Rebecca Schull as Fay Cochran
- Tony Shalhoub as Antonio Scarpacci
- Amy Yasbeck as Casey Davenport
Guest Cast[]
- Greg Behrendt as Man
- Angela Kay Churchill as Roy's Date
- Pat Hingle as Leonard Stanwyck impersonating Jack Hackett
Quotes[]
- Brian Hackett - "I would have to say...Mrs. Green...In the library...With a rope. Alright, your turn."
Joe Hackett - "Let me see. What's the wildest sex I've ever had?"
Trivia[]
- The fake Grandpa Jack's stories come from Heart of Darkness (1993), The African Queen (1951), The Sting (1973), Forrest Gump (1994), Rocky IV (1985), and Moby Dick (1956).
- Casey reveals that Stuart used lifts, wore a toupee, and had a nose job.
- Helen learns that Jack Hackett has tattoos on both his arms.