Hey, Nineteen is the sixteenth episode of the fifth season of Wings, and the 87th episode overall in the series.
Synopsis[]
Helen and Alex are annoyed when Joe starts dating a 19-year-old college student. Joe is enjoying himself until he think that Courtney is taking their relationship too seriously, but when he tries to talk to her, she reveals that she's also been seeing her 45-year-old English professor. Meanwhile, Antonio and Roy find a dog that attracts women.
Credits[]
Main Cast[]
- Tim Daly as Joe Hackett
- Steven Weber as Brian Hackett
- Crystal Bernard as Helen Chapel
- Thomas Haden Church as Lowell Mather
- David Schramm as Roy Biggins
- Rebecca Schull as Fay Cochran
- Tony Shalhoub as Antonio Scarpacci
- Farrah Forke as Alex Lambert
Guest Cast[]
- Liz Vassey as Courtney Blake
- Andrew Mark Berman as Delivery Boy
- Timothy Fall as Trevor
- Steven Porter as Dog Owner
- Rebecca Chambers as Woman
Quotes[]
- Joe Hackett - "Come on, Brian. She's 19. I'm not gonna go out with a 19-year-old. What kind of relationship are we going to have?"
Brian Hackett - "The perfect kind! Meaningless! Hot, physical, and absolutely superficial. Man, that's why 19 is the perfect age. No ticking biological clock, none of that "I need a commitment", none of that "Didn't we already do it this week?"."
- Fay Cochran - "It's just nature. When you're young, you have looks. When you're older, you get wisdom. Of course, I'd trade every deep thought in my head to get the old tush back."
- Helen Chapel - "Ma'am? Do I look like a ma'am to you?"
Alex Lambert - "Yeah, does this look like the skin of a ma'am?"
Delivery Boy - "No, ma'am."
Alex Lambert - "What?!"
Delivery Boy - "No, sir. Uh, all right, what am I supposed to call you guys?"
Helen Chapel - "You can call me babe, toots..."
Alex Lambert - "Sweetheart..."
Helen Chapel - "Kitten..."
Alex Lambert - "Sweetcakes..."
Helen Chapel - "Cup cakes..."
Alex Lambert - "But not ma'am."
Helen Chapel - "So if you know what's good for you we're going to walk away and you better look at our butts the whole time."
- Joe Hackett - "Why can't I have a little fun?"
Helen Chapel - "Okay, you want me to tell you why? I'll tell you. You going out with a girl that age is crazy. She is a child. I mean, what could you possibly have in common? I mean, for God's sakes, Joe, I bathed that girl. I tucked her in."
Joe Hackett - "What a coincidence."