Hosed is the thirteenth episode of the eighth season on Wings, and the 161st episode overall in the series.
Synopsis[]
Joe is excited about his new vacuum, the Hosemaster, and it's unconditional, lifetime, eternal guarantee. After Helen breaks the vacuum, the crooked vacuum cleaner salesman wants to charge them for repairs leading to a feud with the Hacketts. Meanwhile, Brian wants to date Roy's niece but must placate Roy to get to her.
Credits[]
Main Cast[]
- Tim Daly as Joe Hackett
- Steven Weber as Brian Hackett
- Crystal Bernard as Helen Hackett
- David Schramm as Roy Biggins
- Rebecca Schull as Fay Cochran
- Tony Shalhoub as Antonio Scarpacci
- Amy Yasbeck as Casey Davenport
Guest Cast[]
- Sam McMurray as Dennis Lundy
- Kimberly Oja as Lydia Biggins
- Leslie Jordan as Teddy Kolb
- Cec Verrell as Wanda Harrison
- Bob Pepper as Airport Patron (uncredited)
- Dana Winseman as Terminal Passenger (uncredited)
Quotes[]
- Brian Hackett - "Fay, do you see that beautiful woman over there? That's Roy's niece."
Fay Cochran - "She related to Roy?"
Brian Hackett - "I know! What possible side of the family could she be from?"
Fay Cochran - "None. That's got "switched at birth" written all over it."
- Fay Cochran - "You're dating a Biggins?"
Brian Hackett - "Yeah, she's terrific."
Fay Cochran - "But-but-but Brian, she's a Biggins!"
Brian Hackett - "Well, I don't care, I'm not ashamed. ...Well, I am, but I don't care."
- Helen Hackett - "It's the guy from the vacuum store."
Teddy Kolb - "No names! My whole career's at stake."
Joe Hackett - "What are you doing here...uh?"
Teddy Kolb - "Teddy, Teddy Kolb. Nice to meet you."
- Helen Hackett - "Okay, let's see: $50 bucks to replace a pair of dog eaten trousers, $150 dollars for a consultation with the vacuum cleaner dream team, and of course $1500 dollars for to pay Teddy for the videotape. And the total comes to $1700 dollars to get back a vacuum cleaner we could have had for $185 bucks."
Joe Hackett - "It feels good to win, doesn't Helen?"
Trivia[]
- With her surname being Biggins, it appears that Lydia was the daughter of Roy's younger brother previous mentioned in the series.
