Return to Nantucket (Part 2) is the second episode of a two-part story arc and the fourth episode of the first season of Wings.
Synopsis[]
Brian Hackett talks Carol into returning to Nantucket with him. But his happiness is soon destroyed when Joe reveals Carol made a pass at him. The brothers eventually decide she is no good for them, and the bizarre triangle finally comes to an end.
Credits[]
Main Cast[]
- Timothy Daly as Joe Hackett
- Steven Weber as Brian Hackett
- Crystal Bernard as Helen Chapel
- Thomas Haden Church as Lowell Mather
- David Schramm as Roy Biggins
- Rebecca Schull as Fay Cochran
Guest Cast[]
Quotes[]
- Helen Chapel - "Well, well Carol. I guess I'm the last person on Earth you expected to see here."
Carol Hackett - "I'm sorry. Do we know each other."
Helen Chapel - "I'm Helen Chapel!"
Carol Hackett - "I'm sorry--"
Helen Chapel - "Oh please! Don't tell me you don't know who I am. That's right, last time you saw me I was a little overweight."
Carol Hackett - "I'm trying to place yo--"
Helen Chapel - "You used to call me fat fat the water rat."
Brian Hackett - "Helen apparently she doesn't recall--"
Helen Chapel - "Oh of course she remembers who I was! I went to school with her for eight years for God's sakes!"
Joe Hackett - "Helen, why don't we see what's out what's out the window."
Helen Chapel - "I sat right next to you in fourth grade! I'd do your homework and you'd give me your lunch!"
- Carol Hackett - "What do you want?"
Helen Chapel - "No! The question is what do you want?! Haven't you screwed up the Hackett boys life enough for one lifetime?!"
Carol Hackett - "Have you been drinking?"
Helen Chapel - "I've had four glasses of Chianti with my spaghetti and I had three helpings of that if you must know."
Carol Hackett - "Well that would explain that attractive spaghetti sauce stain on your sweater then."
Helen Chapel - "Oh yeah, I accidentally bounced a meatball off my left breast."
- Carol Hackett - "I want you to leave."
Helen Chapel - "Well, the feeling is mutual! Where do you get off not remembering who I am?! We were in every school production together! You were always the star of show and I played the cello down in the pit! If that ain't a metaphor for something. You even signed my yearbook."
Carol Hackett - ""I'll never forget you, Love Carol"...That's you? You were the fat little cellist down in the pit!"
Helen Chapel - "YES YES THAT WAS ME! You remember! So how you been?"
- Carol Hackett - "You always hated me because Brian and Joe were interested in me and not you."
Helen Chapel - "You're crazy. There was plenty of other reasons to hate you."
- Brian Hackett - "Hey! What's going on here?"
Carol Hackett - "She's drunk!"
Joe Hackett - "Have you been drinking Helen?"
Helen Chapel - [loudly whispering] "I had a little wine with dinner."
- Joe Hackett - "What do you know about it?"
Helen Chapel - "Oh, I saw you two pawing each other. I bet you never guessed there'd be someone sitting in those lockers eating pizza. She was all over him like syrup on pancakes! Oh, that sounds good."
Trivia[]
- Roy mentions his "late" wife for the first time in the series.