The Bogey Men is the eleventh episode of the third season on Wings, and the 39th episode overall in the series.
Synopsis[]
Roy and Brian trick Joe into coming with them to a timeshare lecture in South Carolina, to which both Brian and Roy assure Joe that they know how to finesse these hucksters and can use it for free golf, but a rain squall dampens their plot. Meanwhile, Antonio plays the only song he knows on guitar, "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore," over and over and over, entertaining airport customers to Helen's annoyance.
Credits[]
Main Cast[]
- Tim Daly as Joe Hackett
- Steven Weber as Brian Hackett
- Crystal Bernard as Helen Chapel
- Thomas Haden Church as Lowell Mather
- David Schramm as Roy Biggins
- Rebecca Schull as Fay Cochran
Guest Cast[]
Quotes[]
- Antonio Scarpacci - "This song I learned in Italy. For a while it was the only English I knew... My goat knows the bowling score, Hallelujah..."
Helen Chapel - "It's "Michael, Row The Boat Ashore"."
Antonio Scarpacci - "No!"
Trivia[]
- Tony Shalhoub appears in this episode; but he isn't listed yet as a main cast member in the opening credits.